she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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