Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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