Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i love accidental penises.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
