I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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