You smell like stripper and shame
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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