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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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