real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude i'm inner monologue high
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
