OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
her facebook's as public as her vagina
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
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