remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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