these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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