But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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