True but thats because hes a fetus.
Jerry, you need to find god
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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