it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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