Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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