I wanna bring you to show and tell
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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