Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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