Me too!
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
