i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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