That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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