This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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