You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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