Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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