he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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