She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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