am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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