Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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