do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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