You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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