Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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