About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
