i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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