So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You pole danced in your parka.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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