Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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