You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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