I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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