remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
The uberlube is also flammable
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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