You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
there was a trapeze. enough said
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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