Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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