Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize