I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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