S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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