dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
My dick has a subreddit
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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