Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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