therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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