one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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