After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I wish i was in the wii world.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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