I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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