big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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