last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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