im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Michael Bay diarrhea
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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