How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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