Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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