The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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