Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I puked a lego.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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