Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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