we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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