remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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